Gosh I forgot to Post the Real post ... here it is =D

How to be a good Terrorist

Who am i = Osama bin laden (ghost) they have internet in the other side. LOL

Who is this for = all my terrorist Brothers in the world.

What for = to blow up them selves during their fun time

Time = it will take only one click.

1st task = prepare your bomb.

2nd task = always be on time. other wise you'll end up blowing up in a wrong place

3rd task = check your address all the time, cuz if you lose the place you might blow up the your own house.

4th task = Shave your Face... for GOD sake people know the look of us it's obvious now... get a new fashion.

5th task = don't eat before you blow up cuz later your body will smell really bad ..well not your body but what ever is left over.

Outcome = you go heaven (NOT) and get 72 virgins (might be Guys). FAIL. and you'll get famous on TV. oh yeah.. dress nice.  

How to stop the violence

Who am i = none of your GOD damn business. that's who i am.
Who is this for = who ever is being bully or being torture.
What for = to kick the other guys ass and STOP THE VIOLENCE.
1st Task = get a baseball bat, a gun, knife or anything like that.
2st Task = find the guy who is bullying you or the head of the gang or blah blah blah.
3st Task = chase him until you find him alone.
4st Task = find him in a dark corner and beat the crap out of him.
5st Task = make sure to hit him in the head so he will either die or lose his mind for the rest of his life.
Outcome  = might not stop the violence but will give them a taste of their own medicine

Cautions

• Make sure you're not beating an Asian Guy... usually 9 out of 10 is a relative of jackie chan. they know Kong-Fu.
• Make sure you're no beating an Arab ... they will blow up as soon as you touch them.