Who am i = Osama bin laden (ghost) they have internet in the other side. LOL
Who is this for = all my terrorist Brothers in the world.
What for = to blow up them selves during their fun time
Time = it will take only one click.
1st task = prepare your bomb.
2nd task = always be on time. other wise you'll end up blowing up in a wrong place
3rd task = check your address all the time, cuz if you lose the place you might blow up the your own house.
4th task = Shave your Face... for GOD sake people know the look of us it's obvious now... get a new fashion.
5th task = don't eat before you blow up cuz later your body will smell really bad ..well not your body but what ever is left over.
Outcome = you go heaven (NOT) and get 72 virgins (might be Guys). FAIL. and you'll get famous on TV. oh yeah.. dress nice.
How to stop the violence
Who am i = none of your GOD damn business. that's who i am.
Who is this for = who ever is being bully or being torture.
What for = to kick the other guys ass and STOP THE VIOLENCE.
1st Task = get a baseball bat, a gun, knife or anything like that.
2st Task = find the guy who is bullying you or the head of the gang or blah blah blah.
3st Task = chase him until you find him alone.
4st Task = find him in a dark corner and beat the crap out of him.
5st Task = make sure to hit him in the head so he will either die or lose his mind for the rest of his life.
Outcome = might not stop the violence but will give them a taste of their own medicine
Cautions
- Make sure you're not beating an Asian Guy... usually 9 out of 10 is a relative of jackie chan. they know Kong-Fu.
- Make sure you're no beating an Arab ... they will blow up as soon as you touch them.
